Flower Of France

The Gallic Wars, in which France was defeated, were instrumental in shaping the French tendency to regard lost wars as draws, a notion fostered by Caesar. Yet, no one could foresee that the outcome of this war would foreshadow the fate of France over the next two millennia, namely that beautiful France could be conquered by anyone.

During the Hundred Years' War, France lost most of the battles

The nation was ultimately saved by a female patient suffering from schizophrenia, who inadvertently created one of the laws of war in France: the French army can only achieve victory when not led by French men

However, I am not French either

A deep-set eye socket and prominent cheekbones on the horse's back, the foreigner proudly straightened his back, yet his appearance unmistakably indicated the purity of his French lineage

Moreover, I am witnessing this history

The following warning: Do not provoke the French dwarfs, for they can injure themselves while also injuring you. If you must choose between provoking the French dwarfs and the French lolis, it is strongly advised to choose the French dwarfs. The reason?

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